About Me

Age: Millenial Snake / Old enough to have had a geocities.
Real Name: The one my mother calls me.
Occupation(s): Minion to two dogs. Smut Writer.

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Hobbies:

  • Ambitious self-improvement projects that fall apart in a week.
  • Random creative pursuits that I drop before acquiring any real skills.
  • Reading.
  • Video Games.
  • Walking Outside.
  • Contemplating how one day we will all decompose into the soil and no one will be left to remember us.
  • Sudoku.
  • Naps.