Age: Millenial Snake / Old enough to have had a geocities.
Real Name: The one my mother calls me.
Occupation(s): Minion to two dogs. Smut Writer.
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Hobbies:
- Ambitious self-improvement projects that fall apart in a week.
- Random creative pursuits that I drop before acquiring any real skills.
- Reading.
- Video Games.
- Walking Outside.
- Contemplating how one day we will all decompose into the soil and no one will be left to remember us.
- Sudoku.
- Naps.